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GIGGLE GAGGLE DETENTION SPAN THE SUNDAY FUNNIES THE JOYNT THEATRE |
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Another
satisfied customer: Dear Janiece and all Detention Span
Performers, I just couldn't wait to let you all know what a fabulous
time we had at your performance! You all did such a wonderful
job! My daughter and all of her friends really enjoyed the entire
experience! What a great time we all had, and I have told many of
our friends about it. We are looking forward to coming again, in the
near future! You are all so talented, and very polite. I would
recommend this charming and delightful show to anyone looking for a unique
and out of the ordinary party idea. Thank you all for all the laughs! Keep up the great work! Sincerely, Rhonda & Brianna Koch
(satisfied customers!) ………………………… This Email
was from a partier from the DSPAN
Saturday February 5th show. ……………… Hi I
just wanted to let you guys know that your show Detention Span was
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Scientists
were baffled last Thursday when a creature unlike any in the annals of
history was discovered near the North Hollywood Starbucks. Dr. Ashton Moio described the find as “The
most significant achievement in mutation science since my little sister was
born.” In what appears to be a
Half-Girl, Half-Butterfly mutation, “Emily” as Dr. Moio has named her could
reinvent the fledgling field of nanomutanology. Other scientists are bit wary of Dr. Moio’s
find. “Moio has been known to play
around the edges of science.” Quipped Dr. Alba. “He is what we call in the scientific
field, a Loose Cannon, kind of like Maverick in that beautiful Tony Scott
film “Top Gun”. Dr. Moio leaves his wingman all of the
time.” Then Dr. Alba did a little
dance, to the chagrin of his colleague Dr. Dannetell. Although the scientific
community is at odds with how and where this new genus derived from, there is
one thing they all agree upon. “It
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GIRL IS TRAGICALLY TICKLED CLOSE TO
DEATH; POLICE ARE BUGGED It
was a quiet day for Alicia Sixto’s in her Woodland Hills estate. She set about helping the homeless,
knitting a quilt for her the elderly and searching for that elusive cure for
Athlete’s foot, when suddenly there was a knock at the door. Normally this would be the time her
younger, and much more polite sister, Veronica would arrive home from school
so Alicia thought nothing of it. When
suddenly, tragedy struck. A nearly
fatal tickle assault, brought on by unknown assailants, placed Alicia in a
near fatal coma. She was rushed to
Cedar Sinai, where Doctor O’Reiley gave a grave prognosis. If Alicia did not receive a rare vaccine
known as TickelessInteruptus, she would surely perish. Police suspect a McCulty in this daring
day-time tickle raid. There have been
7 tickle related crimes in the past 6 weeks all in some way or another
connected. When pressed for answers
Police Chief Brandon P. Bassir expressed “It’s the work of only one little
man, AKA Mr. Ladybug!” and then Chief Bassir asked for a dollar and spilled
his Skittles all over the podium. If
you would like to make a donation to the “Friends of Alicia” foundation,
please see the green pig in the |
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Recent
photo of Alicia Sixtos, victim of September 21st tickle crime. |
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THE PRINCESS ESCAPADE Two of our own "Princesses",
Taylor Lipman and Monette Moio (aka Queen Car Lot), visited their kingdom of
Hollywood and the El Capitan theatre, thanks to the wonderful Princess
Cecilia Morales of Disney. The ladies
enjoyed a sneak preview of "The Princess Diaries II: The Royal Engagement" complete with
complimentary drinks and buckets of popcorn.
Four thumbs up were given by the ladies and were then rushed away to
Tea; however, Taylor Lipman didn't need anymore to drink after 3 visits to
the throne. Princess Monette's
highlight of the evening was visiting a random Storm Trooper on the way, who
was surprisingly friendly and didn't want to kill us. Two dollars and "The Force"
ensured that! Upon arriving the tea
party amongst other princesses and their escorts, Prince Charming seved up
quite a feast. All healthy fruits were
shooed away as more brownies and cookies were demanded. See's candies and pink lip gloss lined the
table and goody bags filled with crayons, stickers, coloring books, posters,
and more gloss hid beneath our chairs.
Princess Taylor found the perfect place for us all to take our
picture. Prince Kaore declined the
complimentary princess gown and crown, yet lounged in the chaise while his
ladies posed for portraits. Princess
Monette frowned at the fact that
Princess Cinderella was not indeed a true blonde due to her dark brown
eyebrows, but quickly was appeased by a cucumber sandwich and scone. Princess Taylor didn't seem to care about
anything more than making sure each Princess posed for a picture with her
highness. She did like the tea and the
whole process of learning what is a teabag, how does it function, and will
sugar be available instead of honey.
It was a lovely afternoon and brought us all much Joy, even watching
the angry parking attended rescue his prized orange cone from underneath the
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ROADKILL ROBBED Roadkill was Robbed of a Victory Sunday July
25th. Two teams vied for
the “Funniest Group”, Roadkill and Blood and Guts. Although Roadkill won five in a row with
their powerhouse Ashton Moio, the judge Janiece Minnick gave the victory to
Blood and Guts. “Clearly we were
Robbed!” exclaimed Roadkill member Ian Hurd.
“Whatever” replied B&G Veronica Sixtos. In an upset that will resonante throughout
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